I’m no Al Gore or anything, but I think the environment is of at least passing importance. While I’m really excited about Moon-based habitats and I don’t think we’ll make a serious push for them until our species is on the brink of extinction, we should be making every effort to keep what we’ve got nice. (If for no other reason than to charge the Martians exorbitant amounts of money in tourism) To that end, I stumbled across this gem on Amazon. It is a stapler…wait for it…without any staples!

Yeah, that’s pretty much it. Normal humans probably don’t care about this sort of stuff, but hey, I’m a big nerd, so inventive ways of doing totally uninventive things get me excited. Anyway, it works by punching a hole in the paper and folding the punched part back up through another hole made in the above pages. Essentially, it weaves the top part of your paper.
At the very least, you’ll amaze your coworkers or professors with the technique, causing them to tear the papers apart in curiosity, forcing them to staple them back together later with more 20th century means, defeating the whole purpose of saving the environment by using fewer staples. But hey, you tried right?
*Warning: 5 page maximum*